What is a SemiGuddus? WELL, Back in the 18th century when rainbows still roamed free, Unicorns were still abundant, and apples tasted of pure sunshine, there was a land called OogleBoogleRargh. In OogleBoogleRargh the "spirits" ruled the land, this is one such spirit, eloquent and majestic spirit of "HEY MOM, LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY NOSE!"

Pixistrellicus spends her time floating place to place and granting ooey gooey goodness and snot to people of the land. Those who have earned her favor are blest with a variety of presents in their sinus cavities, ranging from crayons, sporks, and for the very good boys and girls: tobasco-flavored marbles (which just so happens to be her symbol). She has superawesomefamous gossamer paperclip wings, a mucuos-lined pouch for storage of items and televisions, fire hooves of crimson chaos FURY reserved for pissant surgeons who remove her gifts from her followers noses, and a tangled mess of magical regenerating christmas lights, the glass bulbs of which can be removed (AND REGROWN) to grace the happy sinus cavities of all. Her erector-set skeleton ensures her survival against all those who wish her harm, so BACK OFF! SHE ALSO HAS A FUCK BILLION SISTERS all of equal beauty and splendor. If you'd like to create a SemiGuddus yerself, let know.

She is part bat, part alligator, part DEATHgoat, part badger, part secretary bird, part lemondy seven, and 1/3 goldenshine messiah.

Pixistrellicus is (c) myself, as is the image